Honesty, FTW

[Joe Public]

From Deadspin http://deadspin.com/5978500/who-wants-to-go-to-the-super-bowl-with-this-awful-human-being

The Craigslist Ad:

Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1

Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.

My requirements are simple:
1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.

Email me if you are interested — this is not a joke.

 

[twinkie13]

That is great

 

[deuce's wild]

somebody will bite right?

 

[spanishshark]

somebody will bite right?

Think Joe is answering the guy as we speak.

 

[raven99]

Gotta love the Superbowl- Where Craigslist, the NFL and Escorts all connect.

Sharky its Sammy how ya been?

 

[Joe Public]

Think Joe is answering the guy as we speak.

Look, everything is negotiable.

 

[raven99]

somebody will bite right?

The poster will be flooded with emails from escorts trying to charge him $500 or more to take him. Im not sure there are any hot ravens fans?

 

[raven99]

On a more serious note, I am sure the NFl is not happy about this POST on Craigslist. Wouldnt be shocked if they remove the post from Craigslist as it brings the NFl into DISREPUTE.

 

[nbafan88]

On a more serious note, I am sure the NFl is not happy about this POST on Craigslist. Wouldnt be shocked if they remove the post from Craigslist as it brings the NFl into DISREPUTE.

hahahahahah

 

[xyzky]

Think Joe is answering the guy as we speak.

Look, everything is negotiable.

:clapping:

 

[twinkie13]

Manti Teo can lend out his gf

 

[reNew Orleans]

nice

 

[ljc_267]

Think Joe is answering the guy as we speak.

Look, everything is negotiable.

i'd go handjob, close your eyes, and pretend its yours.

 

[Wikeman]

nice

If you are a female football fan then you can just take the offer and walk away afterwards, you are not obliged to put out. No woman of class would.

 

[reNew Orleans]

If you are a female football fan then you can just take the offer and walk away afterwards, you are not obliged to put out. No woman of class would.

well good for this guy that baltimore doesnt have class

 

[twinkie13]

If you are a female football fan then you can just take the offer and walk away afterwards, you are not obliged to put out. No woman of class would.

Holy Fucking Serious:bomb:

 

[Wikeman]

Because you buy a woman dinner she doesn't have to put out either.

 

[xyzky]

Because you buy a woman dinner she doesn't have to put out either.

:confused2: Ummm, yes they do. Especially if its McDonalds!

 

[Wikeman]

In fact I think you score more after going for a coffee or a burger, because she doesn't feel like you tried to buy her.

 

[Troutman]

In fact I think you score more after going for a coffee or a burger, because she doesn't feel like you tried to buy her.

They are all for sale. Have you never seen all the housewives shows?

 

[Wikeman]

Tell your wife or girlfriend that. Good luck. Trust me you don't want to go there. Thing is you may earn all the money, but you would still be a loser without what your wife brings.

 

[B.A.R.]

Because you buy a woman dinner she doesn't have to put out either.

timeout on the floor...