Joe Public
Gabibbo's Finest
I know precious little about Auburn, but I heard this guy on ESPN radio this morning. Now, I give him total credit for his honesty. However.
They asked him how he would take this current team to the next level. His response? He hasn't seen tape on them.
Wait, let me say that again.
Question: How do you take this team to the next level, make it better.
Answer: Honestly, I haven't seen tape on them so I can't answer that yet.
In all fairness, he obviously wanted to answer the question, he wasn't dodging it. But that almost makes it worse.
He said other than the 15 minutes he'd spent with the team after the announcement, he hadn't spoken to a player, he hadn't watched any film of the team.
With this guy's resume, he must be the single greatest interview on this planet. How do you sell a university that you're going to turn them around or do anything with them, when you have no idea what they're like right now? They obviously didn't talk about his scintillating 2-10 record in conference or whatever it is. I mean, holy f**k this guy's gotta be able to sell d*ck to Jody Foster.
"Seriously, Tom Cruise, you want to f**k this woman."
"But, but, she's a woman."
"Listen, Tom, trust me on this one, I know what I'm talking about. Don't think about it. Just. Hit. It."
"Well, OK, Gene."
They asked him how he would take this current team to the next level. His response? He hasn't seen tape on them.
Wait, let me say that again.
Question: How do you take this team to the next level, make it better.
Answer: Honestly, I haven't seen tape on them so I can't answer that yet.
In all fairness, he obviously wanted to answer the question, he wasn't dodging it. But that almost makes it worse.
He said other than the 15 minutes he'd spent with the team after the announcement, he hadn't spoken to a player, he hadn't watched any film of the team.
With this guy's resume, he must be the single greatest interview on this planet. How do you sell a university that you're going to turn them around or do anything with them, when you have no idea what they're like right now? They obviously didn't talk about his scintillating 2-10 record in conference or whatever it is. I mean, holy f**k this guy's gotta be able to sell d*ck to Jody Foster.
"Seriously, Tom Cruise, you want to f**k this woman."
"But, but, she's a woman."
"Listen, Tom, trust me on this one, I know what I'm talking about. Don't think about it. Just. Hit. It."
"Well, OK, Gene."