***^$COTTY TOO |-|OTTY’s WEEK #1 Football Plays $$****

[ScottSharp]

GOOD MORNING to the CTG CREW $!!!!

TODAY We Are Rolling out our FIRST PLAY :moneytoss: of the young 2023 SEASON!!!!!!!!


arty: BRAKE out the Pink Panties because THIS SPECIAL PLAY Will Send you and You’re Wife or Side Peace TO CABO!!! :cheers3:

THA PLAY: Florida Central (UCF obviously) -14
(Bye the hook down if needed and didn’t get it early like us)

:whoohoo: No Explaining NEEDED meet me at the window and Grab a Cock-Tale on AUGUST 31st with this one!!!!!!!!!


KICK THE SEASON OFF RITE! Money money money :moneybill:

 

[UTSUX]

I see -34

 

[steponaduck]

i would love -14 where did you find that line mate?

 

[ScottSharp]

very sorry my friendz my FAT Fingers slipped the line I got is -24 NOT -14!!!! Lock in this FREE WINNA regardless

Meat Me at The WINDOW :moneytoss:

 

[steponaduck]

They aren’t -24 either.

 

[twinkie13]

Sharp as a butter knife

 

[Teapot9]

-23.5 at Caesar’s in Reno

 

[B.A.R.]

Buying 10 points is a bold strategy.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Sharp as a butter knife

I‘ve never understood why butter knives aren’t sharper. Are you supposed to let the butter melt before slicing it?

 

[Marsski]

Have you checked with the Joe Bren WEATHER SCOUTS? I hear there's a nasty northwest-easterly wind coming in...

 

[B.A.R.]

Have you checked with the Joe Bren WEATHER SCOUTS? I hear there's a nasty northwest-easterly wind coming in...

Especially huge for indoor games.

(Yes, for newbies, that was a post before -- the weather at a domed game).

 

[Marlo]

oh my

 

[M.W.]

I‘ve never understood why butter knives aren’t sharper. Are you supposed to let the butter melt before slicing it?

A butter knife is for spreading butter that is kept on the table or counter so it’s soft.

 

[KJ]

You’re supposed to keep it on the table or counter so it’s soft all the time.

Never understood this, it's dairy right?

No chance in hell I'm not refrigerating anything dairy

 

[twinkie13]

You’re supposed to keep it on the table or counter so it’s soft all the time.

Please scream this to people

 

[twinkie13]

Never understood this, it's dairy right?

No chance in hell I'm not refrigerating anything dairy

Real butter can be left out. Done it here for years

 

[M.W.]

Never understood this, it's dairy right?

No chance in hell I'm not refrigerating anything dairy

It’s pure fat. You don’t refrigerate olive oil or other oils. Butter can become oxidized, but that’s not the result of heat.

If you’re concerned about that, buy a butter bell, which is air-tight.

 

[KJ]

Real butter can be left out. Done it here for years

That sounds terrible

I don't do butter so maybe I'm out of the loop, I use the subs and no chance even the non dairy stuff stays outside the fridge

 

[KJ]

Interesting turn in Scotty's thread but only time I eat real butter is with crab or lobster

Pretty sure $harp agrees

 

[steponaduck]

:cheers3: SO ARE WE CERTAIN he fat fingered -14 AND -24 or is there something else going on

 

[KJ]

:cheers3: SO ARE WE CERTAIN he fat fingered -14 AND -24 or is there something else going on

Oh he moves lines

 

[B.A.R.]

Interesting turn in Scotty's thread but only time I eat real butter is with crab or lobster

Pretty sure $harp agrees

I'm just excited that this turned into a retro CTG thread, from a bogus pick to talking sticks of butter.

 

[B.A.R.]

:cheers3: SO ARE WE CERTAIN he fat fingered -14 AND -24 or is there something else going on

I've seen a pic. Guy has giant fingers.

 

[chipnotized]

Can't wait to do the WORM on my poor bookie all season

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Never understood this, it's dairy right?

No chance in hell I'm not refrigerating anything dairy

Maybe because it barely contains lactose, it‘s ok to leave out? I have no idea. I, too, thought that butter had to be refrigerated.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Interesting turn in Scotty's thread but only time I eat real butter is with crab or lobster

Pretty sure $harp agrees

What do you put on your bread, if not butter?? Especially at restaurants.

 

[KJ]

Maybe because it barely contains lactose, it‘s ok to leave out? I have no idea. I, too, thought that butter had to be refrigerated.

I dont even care if it should or shouldn't be. That shit is in the fridge 24/7. Room temp butter invokes a gag reflex

 

[KJ]

What do you put on your bread, if not butter?? Especially at restaurants.

I use a substitute

 

[VirginiaCavs]

All this time I've been struggling with hardened butter preserved in the refrigerator. I don't even spread that stuff because it's so hard, I slice it and place it on bread, if i'm eating at home.

 

[B.A.R.]

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[He Hate Me]

As usual, way to get in early and great line shopping. :cheers3:

 

[steponaduck]

As usual, way to get in early and great line shopping. :cheers3:

he didnt get in early and get a great line. that line he posted -14 or -24 never existed anywhere.

 

[KJ]

he didnt get in early and get a great line. that line he posted -14 or -24 never existed anywhere.

He uses a local

 

[STEED]

Scott Sharp beating the books number by nearly two touchdowns. Just impressive.

 

[KJ]

Scott Sharp beating the books number by nearly two touchdowns. Just impressive.

It's all about who you know

 

[Marsski]

he didnt get in early and get a great line. that line he posted -14 or -24 never existed anywhere.

Hey look, kid, you don't you EVER go questioning sCOTT SHARP!! He made his bones with Marc Lawrence while you were still in short pants.

 

[Inspekdah]

I feel good about -34, you must be ecstatic S2H!

 

[guaranteeed]

he didnt get in early and get a great line. that line he posted -14 or -24 never existed anywhere.

Hes never lied to us before

Guy just pumps out cock tails, meat ups, and winners

 

[KJ]

Hes never lied to us before

Guy just pumps out cock tails, meat ups, and winners

I kinda picture Guy Fieri on some extra special crack

 

[pressitup]

i would love -14 where did you find that line mate?

it's why Scotty is sharp

 

[pressitup]

All this time I've been struggling with hardened butter preserved in the refrigerator. I don't even spread that stuff because it's so hard, I slice it and place it on bread, if i'm eating at home.

we have a "butter Bowl".
We only buy amish butter.
Butter bowl will keep your butter soft and ready to use.

The Story Behind the French Butter Dish — Village Pottery

One question we get asked a lot in the pottery shop is about the french butter dish. A French butter dish is a container used to maintain the freshness and spreadable consistency of butter without refrigeration . This late 19th c

www.villagepottery.ca

 

[KJ]

Those who don't know him, $cotty wears the same white slacks after Labour Day for 4 straight months

 

[guaranteeed]

we have a "butter Bowl".
We only buy amish butter.
Butter bowl will keep your butter soft and ready to use.

The Story Behind the French Butter Dish — Village Pottery

One question we get asked a lot in the pottery shop is about the french butter dish. A French butter dish is a container used to maintain the freshness and spreadable consistency of butter without refrigeration . This late 19th c

www.villagepottery.ca

Always had one of those in house too

Never in fridge

 

[pressitup]

Always had one of those in house too

Never in fridge

greatest invention of all time, next to the Weber kettle.

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Those who don't know him, $cotty wears the same white slacks after Labour Day for 4 straight months

Don’t confuse him with Chuck Norris!

 

[VirginiaCavs]

greatest invention of all time, next to the Weber kettle.

What’s a Weber kettle?

 

[VirginiaCavs]

greatest invention of all time, next to the Weber kettle.

You‘ve obviously never had trouble keeping loose pants from falling down…

 

[KJ]

Don’t confuse him with Chuck Norris!

Pretty sure he gets mani/pedis and drinks sparkling wine with his pinky out

But I'm not one to judge

 

[pressitup]

You‘ve obviously never had trouble keeping loose pants from falling down…

all the time. My track years ass is nothing to an old man.
Sad
One big dump and I can back into a whole new wardrobe.(stolen joke).

 

[VirginiaCavs]

Pretty sure he gets mani/pedis and drinks sparkling wine with his pinky out

But I'm not one to judge