Brian Kelly out @ LSU

LSU will hire the guy who has already won a ship at LSU.







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The Cajun has all the money he ever wanted and far more.
 
I don’t know about other places but the last few LSU contracts all have that provision, including Kelly’s. Basically the buyout is paid in monthly installments over a certain period of time, their new monthly salary offsets whatever that monthly buyout amount is, and the coach is required to make an effort to get a job.

That probably explains why so many coaches go straight to a media gig, to get some time off while still “working” and collecting the buyout. And it also explains why they may settle for a smaller amount if it’s a lump sum payment up front.
 
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The Cajun has all the money he ever wanted and far more.
He’ll be coaching again shortly in some capacity because a) he’s an idiot who probably blew through a large chunk of the buyout without sensibly investing any of it and b) he is about to pay half of the buyout to his ex wife.
 
He’ll be coaching again shortly in some capacity because a) he’s an idiot who probably blew through a large chunk of the buyout without sensibly investing any of it and b) he is about to pay half of the buyout to his ex wife.
What did i miss? Was he getting some Cajun side pussy down in BR?

He's one of the most unlikeable coaches out there. There are probably many fan bases hoping he doesn't wind up at their school.
 
What did i miss? Was he getting some Cajun side pussy down in BR?

He's one of the most unlikeable coaches out there. There are probably many fan bases hoping he doesn't wind up at their school.
He's talking about Oregeron, not kelly
 
I can see Ed going to a Sun Belt school and just having fun being a coach, similar to what Solich did after Nebraska.
 
He got divorced after the championship season and before the picture above was taken, but Louisiana is a community property state. The state supreme court recently ruled that since he signed his extension prior to the divorce the ex is entitled to half of the buyout.

They also noted in the ruling that he and his attorneys knew what happened because they subsequently went back to LSU and tried to get the date of the extension changed from the actual effective date when he signed it to a date after the divorce was official.
 
He’ll be coaching again shortly in some capacity because a) he’s an idiot who probably blew through a large chunk of the buyout without sensibly investing any of it and b) he is about to pay half of the buyout to his ex wife.
Yes I perused the net a bit and he has said he's ready to get back into coaching
 
Apparently he was banging a former coaches daughter amongst others. The morality clause is how they are beating the whole amount.

They say some young AI hot shot Ryan Williams paid the buyout mostly…the above ☝🏻 is true….the money I don’t know
 
The next coach check list should require the coach not to be a poon hound. Any guesses on who that would eliminate? I’m partly joking and I refuse to go too far back but we certainly have a trend in place regarding our ex coaches and their bedroom distractions. I’ll leave it at that.
 
The search is probably going to be a total shit show given Woodward’s habit of throwing money around, the donors who are footing the bill for all of this being very aware of that fact, and LSU currently having an interim president.
As promised, three days in and it’s already a shit show.

Today the governor confirmed Woodward will not make the next hire, citing the large contracts/buyouts at A&M and now LSU. There has been speculation that once the new president is named they would bring in a new AD, so this probably confirms it.

He also took shots at the mega contracts, the landscape in general, and agents.

Needless to say a lot of people now think this eliminates LSU from consideration of the top candidates.
 
As promised, three days in and it’s already a shit show.

Today the governor confirmed Woodward will not make the next hire, citing the large contracts/buyouts at A&M and now LSU. There has been speculation that once the new president is named they would bring in a new AD, so this probably confirms it.

He also took shots at the mega contracts, the landscape in general, and agents.

Needless to say a lot of people now think this eliminates LSU from consideration of the top candidates.
I think navigating the buyout was a nice start.
Which people?
 
Did I mention LSU has always been saddled by politics that make what should be a top 20 state damn near last in everything that matters? Hard to explain how you can love and hate the same place so deeply. Thanks Governor - Fkin Moran!
 
How anyone cant see the evolution of Lane Kiffin and want him as their guy boggles the mind. I’ll go on record saying LSU needs to make every effort to get him when/if the biggest of pipe dreams is closed down by Mrs. Terry. I thought his explanation of the other conferences (Big Ten) was very classy. This will be the longest 2.5 months ever. And I fully expect we will once again botch the hire as we have done 3 times in a row. With that said, Im grateful we at least get a chance to make a hire vs wading through additional years of poor acting and fake dismay by BK. YES WE ARE SPOILED. Deal with it.
 
Calling out the guaranteed contracts but he sounds like a moron so it won’t work.

But it should
 
How anyone cant see the evolution of Lane Kiffin and want him as their guy boggles the mind. I’ll go on record saying LSU needs to make every effort to get him when/if the biggest of pipe dreams is closed down by Mrs. Terry. I thought his explanation of the other conferences (Big Ten) was very classy. This will be the longest 2.5 months ever. And I fully expect we will once again botch the hire as we have done 3 times in a row. With that said, Im grateful we at least get a chance to make a hire vs wading through additional years of poor acting and fake dismay by BK. YES WE ARE SPOILED. Deal with it.
Seems like getting sober made him both a better coach and a better person. Kudos to Lane. Really enjoy his interviews/press conferences now (they've always been fun, but you're right, he comes off as classy and likeable and a legit leader now and he's still funny). Don't know that you get him to BR but agree he is target #1. Think Sumrall more likely and frankly believe he'd be a great hire.
 
Here's a name i haven't seen mentioned..... yeah, he's damaged goods and isn't an NCAA guy but what about Gruden? Plus, he's not dating his granddaughter's bestie.
 
Here's a name i haven't seen mentioned..... yeah, he's damaged goods and isn't an NCAA guy but what about Gruden? Plus, he's not dating his granddaughter's bestie.
Ummm zero chance. The negative recruiting alone from the email contents cant be overcome. Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

As I mentioned from the beginning politics will muddy this thing. Big donors have already threatened the Governor if he touches Sumrall they will see to it he isn't reelected so scratch him off as well. They cant keep him at Tulane but they can prevent him from being considered at LSU. So many egos such a small state. Others are saying if the right coach is hired it will win Landry another term. Id prefer a home run hire and a new governor. Politics ruin everything around here. Only Chicago and DC can compare to the corruption manifested in this damn state.
 
Ummm zero chance. The negative recruiting alone from the email contents cant be overcome. Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

As I mentioned from the beginning politics will muddy this thing. Big donors have already threatened the Governor if he touches Sumrall they will see to it he isn't reelected so scratch him off as well. They cant keep him at Tulane but they can prevent him from being considered at LSU. So many egos such a small state. Others are saying if the right coach is hired it will win Landry another term. Id prefer a home run hire and a new governor. Politics ruin everything around here. Only Chicago and DC can compare to the corruption manifested in this damn state.
Gotta say, I think that's a huge mistake with Sumrall. I'm really interested: other than Kiffin (and Saban which everyone knows isn't happening), who would be a home run hire - Drink, Franklin?
 
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