bar once made love to a woman and cured her of cancer
plus she was the 1000th customer at Wegman's the next day that won her the " Free Thanksgiving dinner for life " advertising campaign......
what he touches turns to gold , you touch it , it rusts quick ringworms and mold.....:shake:
he's constantly in the batting cage buckling reinforced steel fencing motherfucker what a powerful stroke !
spitting sunflower seeds right in the box and they let him do it no questions asked .
roughed up the counterkid for saying something about it till the owner came out from the back and O.K. 'ed it .....:shake:
signs autographs on saturdays there now while they give out free hot dogs and sodas the local radio station programming live on premises....
he knows the timing . rythym swings sending back projectiles at a greater speed than they aprroached him .
he's the Pope here's the hymn :
thou shalt not force things in the winter months following november .
choosing wisely , your duty , blindly , following the lines , seek , moving silently.........
till he returns then all hell breaks loose cataclysmic explosions of cash money capitalizing on his favorite time : the rush of the year end of nba blitz......:whip:
HE SHALL RETURN.........
for he is the chosen one . :shake:
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he's def keepin loose watchin the action preparing himself for the soon arriving season .