***RIP KINGSLAP 2023 AUSSIE OPEN THREAD***

[CPA-hole]

So chair umpire calls her ree-ba-KEE-na not how the the announcers do.

 

[CPA-hole]

3 match points saved

 

[CPA-hole]

Can't save a 4th. Sabalenka wins

 

[HUNT]

Second transvestite winner in women's tennis history. First is Serena.

 

[CPA-hole]

Second transvestite winner in women's tennis history. First is Serena.

I'm pretty sure Sabalenka is Andy Roddick

 

[HUNT]

I'm pretty sure Sabalenka is Andy Roddick

holy shit she is!

 

[pressitup]

glad I hedged, which I never do.
Still wanted elena to win.

 

[CPA-hole]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

 

[KJ]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

I just opened my eyes

Betting Joker each game from here. This will be quick me thinks

 

[CPA-hole]

I just opened my eyes

Betting Joker each game from here. This will be quick me thinks

Looks that way.

 

[pb278817]

Hoping I dont regret waking up to watch this.

Hahaha same

 

[pb278817]

Pretty crazy at 35 that Novak is this much better than anyone .. on hard court at least

 

[KJ]

Pretty crazy at 35 that Novak is this much better than anyone .. on hard court at least

Always the return of serve...just a masterclass in turning those points into control points. Rog and Nadal could do it too

Next generation isn't close to that

 

[pressitup]

sissy gonna have to take a set for the over to hit

 

[CPA-hole]

That was an entertaining game.

 

[KJ]

That was an entertaining game.

Worth waking up at 2:30 for!

 

[pb278817]

Crowd loving tsitsi

 

[KJ]

Crowd loving tsitsi

They just want more tennis than the three setter that's likely coming

 

[KJ]

Yep

Just another match where Joker's in his head

 

[CPA-hole]

Watching his playing career, Goran I. didn't exactly scream coach when he got through playing.

 

[KJ]

Clinical

 

[KJ]

Just took Joker s2 -145

Doubt it can get much cheaper even if he loses the first point

 

[pb278817]

Need tsitsi tb for the over

 

[CPA-hole]

I was agitated at the TV schedule and didn't make one bet on the tourney.

 

[KJ]

Doubled at -155

Honestly I hope I lose both in the TB

Easy to make it back

 

[CPA-hole]

Ouch

 

[CPA-hole]

Donesville

 

[pressitup]

so many points missed

 

[KJ]

These unforced errors are actually forced by your opponent living in your head

 

[CPA-hole]

Wow.

 

[pb278817]

Yikes

 

[CPA-hole]

Didn't see 4-4 coming after down 1-4

 

[CPA-hole]

And he gives it right back. Lol

 

[KJ]

That chick looked like she raced the Pegasus today

 

[CPA-hole]

That chick looked like she raced the Pegasus today

Yeah they need to not do the super slow mo on most people in the crowd. Woof.

 

[CPA-hole]

Welp. Ballgame.

 

[pb278817]

Ugh maybe Novak gives him a set then crushes the 4th

 

[KJ]

Welp. Ballgame.

Time to start capping soccer I guess

Can't stand the late NFL starts as is and now see Rog would like a Sunday night/Monday night 'ship weekend

Can only talk about one game so much before I need refuge til kickoff and no golf now

 

[CPA-hole]

Time to start capping soccer I guess

Can't stand the late NFL starts as is and now see Rog would like a Sunday night/Monday night 'ship weekend

Can only talk about one game so much before I need refuge til kickoff and no golf now

Yeah. I'm gonna go get breakfast. Then find something to do until Providence/Nova

Hate the late nfl start times.

Enjoy the day, fellas.

 

[KJ]

Yeah. I'm gonna go get breakfast. Then find something to do until Providence/Nova

Hate the late nfl start times.

Enjoy the day, fellas.

Have a day mate

 

[pb278817]

Fuck tsitsi