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Tiger vs Phil Match Official

KJ

Banned
I support this.

I have to watch my mouth a lot of times when getting paired with older gents...

'Fudge'
'Cinnamon Bits'
'Cheese and Rice'

All good substitutes.
See I got into it with the CEO's wife tonight about God etc, and I'm good about avoiding that but she kinda set me off. What's up with that in Michigan? I even, after explaining it all, got my retired aunt, pastor of 30 years, to say bullshit. Gave her a virtual high five. The holier than thou crowd is weird up there, got hit from about ten directions. And I don't lay up. Don't care the ramifications, I make you money, and I'll also play ball.

You can't say fuck on the golf course? That's why I play.
 

B.A.R.

CTG Partner
Staff member
See I got into it with the CEO's wife tonight about God etc, and I'm good about avoiding that but she kinda set me off. What's up with that in Michigan? I even, after explaining it all, got my retired aunt, pastor of 30 years, to say bullshit. Gave her a virtual high five. The holier than thou crowd is weird up there, got hit from about ten directions. And I don't lay up. Don't care the ramifications, I make you money, and I'll also play ball.

You can't say fuck on the golf course? That's why I play.
LOL, of course you can say it...and I do a lot.

I just respect my elders sometimes... like Shark and VK.
 

KJ

Banned
LOL, of course you can say it...and I do a lot.

I just respect my elders sometimes... like Shark and VK.
Yeah I tried that once and it gained no respect

Old people cuss more than I do, figure they're respecting me by throwing an occasional f-bomb and I accept. It's golf.
 

Gandolf

Offensive Guru
Yeah that's a BS excuse. We don't need chit-chat. We need some needling. And how about a 3 iron challenge when they're both sitting 140 out? Thought this was supposed to be a little different.
 

KJ

Banned
Rovell is such a fuck, like a simple Google search wouldn't figure it out. Blast it on twitter dweeb
 

KJ

Banned
Yeah telling us what we all know, that the old tiger would drain that putt, got old after the millionth time in April. New material por favor.
 

KJ

Banned
Also pretty upsetting since this is on PPV that these guys are throwing 4 letter bombs around, like every actual round of golf
 

Gandolf

Offensive Guru
Does Tiger go to cross-handed or claw grip this year? Or does he revert back to the fat mallet head?
 

Gandolf

Offensive Guru
Phil gonna be the Tony Romo of golf announcers someday. Dude loves to talk and knows the intricacies as well as anyone.
 

CPA-hole

Well-Known Member
I like to imagine Phil sitting alone on Wednesday nights with his laptop fired up, betting Emilio Grillo -130 over Chez Reavie in that week's Safeway Open. He's got to be that much of a degenerate, right? Or I at least hope he is.
 
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