I am formally renouncing my support for the Manchester United Football club, pending the release of one Maroune Fellaini
The last three league games, United has basically gifted away 6 points. Why they continue to even roster Fellaini is a mystery beyond me. I am sure he is a nice enough feller, probably practices hard, and he's tall. But, he is a walking fucking foul. Last two games he's managed to get 2 yellow cards in basically 10 minutes of play. He is a fucking disaster and does not deserve to ever even make the bench on a team as big as Manchester United. After this post, so long as he is on the club, on the bench, in the same fucking city as my ex-beloved team, I will no longer post about this club, support this club, wear any of their gear on any social forum or in real life. It had to be done.
I am formally reaffirming my support in full for the greatest football club on the planet, Manchester United Football Club
I will once again proudly wear my ManU kits, purchase tickets and no longer harass them on social media in any manner. I will post about my great love for this club and how fourth place is well within reach this year.
With Neymar out for both legs, I feel we have a fighting chance to advance even further in Champions League play.
When we knock out Chelsea in the FA Cup, another trophy could well be within our reach.
I am saddened it took so long for management to read my posts about how we direly needed to rid ourselves of the cancer that is Maroune Fellaini. I'm sure he is a good man, and the ~325,000 pounds per week he is getting paid will soften this blow to his fragile ego.